Friday, July 18, 2008


For you boys who want a little extra excitement in your pants try RIZE 2. It's like over the counter Viagra. It'll make your cock go up if the wind blows. We can't keep it on the shelves at the porn store I work at.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Rude Boy Stimulator: #1 Anal Toy

You boys need to try the Rude Boy Stimulator! It vibrates while hitting both of your "P" (prostate and perineum) spots at the same time!!! It's like the rabbit for boys! A friend came and stayed with me this weekend. He brought this with him and we played with it all weekend. It's great because of what it accomplishes, it's water proof and you can use it HANDS FREE!!! It's enjoyable for even for those of us who don't enjoy anal because it's not too invasive and it doesn't go very deep at all. It's by far the best anal toy i have ever used! It doesn't matter if you try it solo or with a friend, but you have got to try this.
Bites by Giovanni
Here is a coffee table book you must have. It has some of the hottest portraits and close ups of men, and that certain member of a man's body we all cum here for. Just make sure you stash the book before you have your parents over!!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008


You guys need to check out this survey DNA magazine did. You may need to create a web account with DNA, but it's free and well worth the 2 minutes it takes!

Must Haves for Every Guy!

These are my new favorite thing. You just put it around the base of your cock (rather than around the head), or his cock, and you'll have a massive throbbing cock that you won't be able to keep your hands off of! You can find them here!!!


Another must all men need to have is a sleeve. This one above is my favorite (I like the silicone). Get a nice light weight, water based lube and rub away. The most intense technique i have found in to slip it on, wrap your hand around the head of your cock, or his cock, and squeeze it up and down over the head. It'll have you or him quivering for more! You can find this fun toy here!!!

And finally, every guy needs something that vibrates. I like this bullet because it slips right in your butt, or in the end of that wonderful sleeve, or right behind your ball sack. Get creative with it! You can get get this delightful bullet here!!!

Sunday, June 22, 2008




Your Adult Film Star Name Is...



Charlie Cumalot


Friday, June 20, 2008

I got an 8

Take the condom test at MensHealth.com. i got an 8, question 3 stumped me. What did you get?

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Make-Out Masters

Here's a great article from this months Genre Magazine. I love the kiss of death part, i can think of many kissers who fall into these catagories.

Make-Out Masters
It’s a refined art in some quarters; in others, it’s a lost one: The make-out kiss. Master it with these tips...


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Kiss of Death Beware These Incompetent Make-Out Moves

1 Knifer Repeatedly stabbing your mouth with his tongue, this kisser is certain to kill the mood.

2 Brillo Pad The scouring action from his beard can tear your lips to shreds—or clean your dishes.

3 Rover This unschooled pup licks and slobbers all over your face. Down, boy, down!

4 Helium Tank Putting your lips to this love machine fills you with hot air. You may end up light-headed, but you ain’t floatin’.

5 Ashtray Excuse me. After you put out that cigarette, may I please lick the tray?

6 Vampire Ow! What the hell? You just bit my lip. I’m bleeding!

7 Tweetie Only a pair of pliers could wrench this beak open. He just goes peck, peck, peck.

8 Body Snatcher Was that a man, or a space alien trying to implant a podling in my belly with his tongue?

9 Terrorist He grips you so hard behind your head and waist, you ask, “Is this a date or are you taking me hostage?”

Hygiene
Be prepared. Maintain good oral hygiene and fine breath, a trim beard or cleanly shaven face, clean clothes and body, pleasing scent, washed, touchable hair. Give him every reason to get a little closer.

Be in the moment
Timing is everything. Don’t rush in early and catch him off-guard. He may get defensive and push you away. Look for visual or verbal cues to make your move. But don’t wait too long, or the heat may pass.

Pay attention
Observe and feel your partner’s reactions. You want him to feel pleasure while you make out and need to hear what he says with his body, lips, voice, and hands. Nothing is sexier than a man who feels the needs of his partner—and nothing is worse than one who doesn’t.

Explore
Good play requires exploration, from lip locks to the sensation of teeth and tongue to the way you move your hands. Try softness. Try roughness. See where your chemistry leads, and don’t hold back. Be creative. If he tries a successful move you never thought of, save it in your little bag o’ tricks.

Exploit his weaknesses
Once you gain a little make-out experience with him, memorize and exploit every move that turns him on, from brushing your lips gently on his and soft bites on the neck to full, frontal tongue lock. Master all of his buttons, and you will have him whenever (and however) you want him.


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