Thursday, June 19, 2008

Make-Out Masters

Here's a great article from this months Genre Magazine. I love the kiss of death part, i can think of many kissers who fall into these catagories.

Make-Out Masters
It’s a refined art in some quarters; in others, it’s a lost one: The make-out kiss. Master it with these tips...


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Kiss of Death Beware These Incompetent Make-Out Moves

1 Knifer Repeatedly stabbing your mouth with his tongue, this kisser is certain to kill the mood.

2 Brillo Pad The scouring action from his beard can tear your lips to shreds—or clean your dishes.

3 Rover This unschooled pup licks and slobbers all over your face. Down, boy, down!

4 Helium Tank Putting your lips to this love machine fills you with hot air. You may end up light-headed, but you ain’t floatin’.

5 Ashtray Excuse me. After you put out that cigarette, may I please lick the tray?

6 Vampire Ow! What the hell? You just bit my lip. I’m bleeding!

7 Tweetie Only a pair of pliers could wrench this beak open. He just goes peck, peck, peck.

8 Body Snatcher Was that a man, or a space alien trying to implant a podling in my belly with his tongue?

9 Terrorist He grips you so hard behind your head and waist, you ask, “Is this a date or are you taking me hostage?”

Hygiene
Be prepared. Maintain good oral hygiene and fine breath, a trim beard or cleanly shaven face, clean clothes and body, pleasing scent, washed, touchable hair. Give him every reason to get a little closer.

Be in the moment
Timing is everything. Don’t rush in early and catch him off-guard. He may get defensive and push you away. Look for visual or verbal cues to make your move. But don’t wait too long, or the heat may pass.

Pay attention
Observe and feel your partner’s reactions. You want him to feel pleasure while you make out and need to hear what he says with his body, lips, voice, and hands. Nothing is sexier than a man who feels the needs of his partner—and nothing is worse than one who doesn’t.

Explore
Good play requires exploration, from lip locks to the sensation of teeth and tongue to the way you move your hands. Try softness. Try roughness. See where your chemistry leads, and don’t hold back. Be creative. If he tries a successful move you never thought of, save it in your little bag o’ tricks.

Exploit his weaknesses
Once you gain a little make-out experience with him, memorize and exploit every move that turns him on, from brushing your lips gently on his and soft bites on the neck to full, frontal tongue lock. Master all of his buttons, and you will have him whenever (and however) you want him.


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