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Top 10 Pick Up Lines

10. The voices in my head say that you should go home with me.
9. Do you want me to call you or nudge you in the morning?
8. If i follow you home will you keep me?
7. Do you have Portugese in you? Would you like some Portugese in you?
6. Hi, my name is Jay. Don't forget it because you'll be screaming it later
5. If I told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me?
4. Come over here and sit on my lap--we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
3. [Gesture for person to come over] I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.
2. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name gretchen?
1. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course, if I were that shirt I would be cumming on you too.